Twitham, Kent
Email Copy in Twitham
Half the Twitham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Twitham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Twitham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy twitham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Twitham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Twitham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Twitham
You won't win Twitham on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Twitham business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Twitham
Okafor Ltd — Twitham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Twitham: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Twitham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Twitham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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