
Two Waters, Hertfordshire
Analytics in Two Waters
Nobody in Two Waters rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Two Waters businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Two Waters businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics two waters"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Two Waters map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Two Waters is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Two Waters
Two Waters is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Two Waters business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Two Waters
Merriman & Sons — Two Waters. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 54
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Two Waters: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Two Waters page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Two Waters bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Two Waters
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Two Waters town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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