
Tylden, Kent
Analytics in Tylden
Your competitors in Tylden are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Tylden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tylden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics tylden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Tylden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tylden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Tylden
You won't win Tylden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Tylden process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Tylden
Pemberton Bros — Tylden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Tylden: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Tylden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Tylden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Tylden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tylden town centre.
- Analytics in Monk's Hillnext door
- Analytics in Haffenden Quarternext door
- Analytics in Smarden1 km
- Analytics in Standen2 km
- Analytics in Biddenden Green2 km
- Analytics in Curteis' Corner3 km
- Analytics in Stede Quarter3 km
- Analytics in Further Quarter3 km
- Analytics in Swift's Green3 km
- Analytics in Maltman's Hill3 km
- Analytics in Wissenden4 km
- Analytics in Middle Quarter4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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