Tythehouse Farm Cottages, The Scottish Borders
Analytics in Tythehouse Farm Cottages
Half the Tythehouse Farm Cottages search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Tythehouse Farm Cottages businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Tythehouse Farm Cottages businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics tythehouse farm cottages"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Tythehouse Farm Cottages map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tythehouse Farm Cottages is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Tythehouse Farm Cottages
You won't win Tythehouse Farm Cottages on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in The Scottish Borders isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Tythehouse Farm Cottages job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Tythehouse Farm Cottages
Braithwaite Group — Tythehouse Farm Cottages. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Tythehouse Farm Cottages: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Tythehouse Farm Cottages page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Tythehouse Farm Cottages bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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