
Under the Wood, Kent
Conversion Optimisation in Under the Wood
Under the Wood isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about Under the Wood
Under the Wood is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Under the Wood, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Under the Wood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in Under the Wood
Whitlock & Co — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Under the Wood: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the Under the Wood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendConversion Optimisation near Under the Wood
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Under the Wood town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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