Under the Wood, Kent
Email Copy in Under the Wood
Your competitors in Under the Wood are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Under the Wood
You won't win Under the Wood on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Under the Wood are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Under the Wood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Under the Wood
Pemberton Bros — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Under the Wood: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Under the Wood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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