Unthank, Cumbria
Slate Carving in Unthank
Unthank isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Unthank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Unthank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving unthank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Unthank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Unthank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Unthank
Unthank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Unthank, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Unthank business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Unthank
Braithwaite Group — Unthank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 63
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Unthank: Services
Everything below has its own Unthank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Unthank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Unthank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Unthank town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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