Upper Fant, Kent
Email Copy in Upper Fant
Half the Upper Fant search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Upper Fant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Fant businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy upper fant"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Upper Fant map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Fant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Upper Fant
You won't win Upper Fant on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upper Fant process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Upper Fant
Fitzgerald Services — Upper Fant. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Fant: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Upper Fant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Upper Fant bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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