Upper Fant, Kent
Email Marketing in Upper Fant
Upper Fant isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Upper Fant businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Fant businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing upper fant"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Upper Fant map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Fant is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Upper Fant
Upper Fant is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Upper Fant, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Upper Fant job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Upper Fant
Pemberton Bros — Upper Fant. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Upper Fant: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Upper Fant page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Upper Fant bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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