
Upper Town, Herefordshire
Analytics in Upper Town
Upper Town isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Upper Town businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Town businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics upper town"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Upper Town map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Town is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Upper Town
Upper Town is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Upper Town are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Upper Town, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Upper Town business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Upper Town
Merriman & Sons — Upper Town. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 45
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Town: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Upper Town page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Upper Town bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Upper Town
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Town town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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