
Upper Upnor, Medway
Custom Websites in Upper Upnor
Upper Upnor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £399
What custom websites looks like round here
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
We work with Upper Upnor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Upnor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom websites upper upnor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Websites — the Upper Upnor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Upnor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Websites, and a word about Upper Upnor
Upper Upnor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Medway isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Upper Upnor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Upper Upnor business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Websites in Upper Upnor
Kaur & Co — Upper Upnor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 73
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Upper Upnor: Website Design
Everything below has its own Upper Upnor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Websites without the Upper Upnor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designDomain Names
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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