
Upstreet, Kent
Brand Identity in Upstreet
Your competitors in Upstreet are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Upstreet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upstreet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity upstreet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 607 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Upstreet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upstreet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Upstreet
You won't win Upstreet on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Upstreet job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Upstreet
Okafor Ltd — Upstreet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Upstreet: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Upstreet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Upstreet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Upstreet
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upstreet town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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