
Upstreet, Kent
Google Business Profile in Upstreet
Half the Upstreet search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What google business profile looks like round here
Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.
We work with Upstreet businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upstreet businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "google business profile upstreet"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 607 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Google Business Profile — the Upstreet map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upstreet is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Google Business Profile, and a word about Upstreet
You won't win Upstreet on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Upstreet are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upstreet process.
Real-world example
Example: Google Business Profile in Upstreet
Kowalczyk Bros — Upstreet. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Upstreet: SEO
Everything below has its own Upstreet page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Google Business Profile without the Upstreet bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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