
Vicarage, Sandwell
Maintenance in Vicarage
Vicarage isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Vicarage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Vicarage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance vicarage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Vicarage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Vicarage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Vicarage
Vicarage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Vicarage, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Vicarage job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Vicarage
Prendergast Trading — Vicarage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Vicarage: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Vicarage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Vicarage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Vicarage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Vicarage town centre.
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- Maintenance in Black Lake2 km
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- Maintenance in Woods Bank2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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