Vicarage, Sandwell
Online Presence Audits in Vicarage
Half the Vicarage search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What online presence audits looks like round here
A full review of your website, SEO, social and listings.
We work with Vicarage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Vicarage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "online presence audits vicarage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Online Presence Audits — the Vicarage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Vicarage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Online Presence Audits, and a word about Vicarage
You won't win Vicarage on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Vicarage business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Online Presence Audits in Vicarage
Kowalczyk Bros — Vicarage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Vicarage: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Vicarage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Online Presence Audits without the Vicarage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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