
Voe, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Voe
Half the Voe search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Voe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Voe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media voe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Voe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Voe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Voe
You won't win Voe on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Voe process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Voe
Rowntree Ltd — Voe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 27
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Voe: Services
Everything below has its own Voe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Voe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Voe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Voe town centre.
- Social Media in North Collafirth2 km
- Social Media in Ollaberry3 km
- Social Media in Hogaland3 km
- Social Media in North Gluss4 km
- Social Media in Assater5 km
- Social Media in Housetter5 km
- Social Media in Heylor5 km
- Social Media in Bardister5 km
- Social Media in Urafirth6 km
- Social Media in Hillswick7 km
- Social Media in Burravoe8 km
- Social Media in Hadd8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


