Washerwall, Staffordshire
Email Copy in Washerwall
Half the Washerwall search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Washerwall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Washerwall businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy washerwall"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Washerwall map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Washerwall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Washerwall
You won't win Washerwall on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Staffordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Washerwall process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Washerwall
Kowalczyk Bros — Washerwall. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 25
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Washerwall: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Washerwall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Washerwall bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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