
West Thorney, West Sussex
Analytics in West Thorney
Nobody in West Thorney rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with West Thorney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why West Thorney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics west thorney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the West Thorney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where West Thorney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about West Thorney
West Thorney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round West Thorney are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the West Thorney process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in West Thorney
Whitlock & Co — West Thorney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.8s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in West Thorney: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own West Thorney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the West Thorney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near West Thorney
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from West Thorney town centre.
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- Analytics in Northney4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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