West Thorney, West Sussex
Managed Hosting in West Thorney
West Thorney isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with West Thorney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why West Thorney businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting west thorney"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the West Thorney map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where West Thorney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about West Thorney
West Thorney is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to West Thorney, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the West Thorney process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in West Thorney
Merriman & Sons — West Thorney. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 30
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in West Thorney: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own West Thorney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the West Thorney bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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