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Whale Island, Portsmouth

Landscaping & Gardens in Whale Island

Whale Island isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

What landscaping & gardens looks like round here

Before-and-after galleries that sell the job on the spot.

We work with Whale Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Whale Island businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landscaping & gardens whale island"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landscaping & Gardens — the Whale Island map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landscaping & Gardens, and a word about Whale Island

Whale Island is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Whale Island, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whale Island process.

Real-world example

Example: Landscaping & Gardens in Whale Island

Merriman & Sons — Whale Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 34

Enquiries / month

7.2s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Whale Island: Trades & Property

Everything below has its own Whale Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cleaning & FacilitiesElectriciansEstate AgentsPlumbers & HeatingRemovals & StorageTrades & BuildersBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEO

Landscaping & Gardens near Whale Island

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale Island town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.