Whale Island, Portsmouth
Press Releases in Whale Island
Whale Island isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What press releases looks like round here
Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.
We work with Whale Island businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale Island businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "press releases whale island"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Press Releases — the Whale Island map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale Island is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Press Releases, and a word about Whale Island
Whale Island is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Portsmouth isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Whale Island, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Whale Island business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Press Releases in Whale Island
Kaur & Co — Whale Island. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 43
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Whale Island: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Whale Island page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Press Releases without the Whale Island bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Press Releases near Whale Island
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale Island town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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