
Whale, Cumbria
Social Media in Whale
Whale isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Whale
Whale is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Whale, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Whale business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Whale
Ashworth & Daughters — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 33
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.5s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Whale: Services
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
- Social Media in Helton1 km
- Social Media in Askham2 km
- Social Media in Lowther2 km
- Social Media in Hackthorpe2 km
- Social Media in Thrimby4 km
- Social Media in Great Strickland4 km
- Social Media in Little Strickland5 km
- Social Media in Melkinthorpe5 km
- Social Media in Rosgill5 km
- Social Media in Clifton5 km
- Social Media in Glen Dowlin5 km
- Social Media in Pooley Bridge5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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