Whalebone, Greater London
Landing Pages in Whalebone
Whalebone isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £249
What landing pages looks like round here
Single-focus pages that convert clicks into calls, sign-ups or sales.
We work with Whalebone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whalebone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "landing pages whalebone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Landing Pages — the Whalebone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whalebone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Landing Pages, and a word about Whalebone
Whalebone is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Whalebone are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Whalebone, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Whalebone business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Landing Pages in Whalebone
Okafor Ltd — Whalebone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Whalebone: Website Design
Everything below has its own Whalebone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Landing Pages without the Whalebone bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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