Whalebone, Greater London
Product Descriptions in Whalebone
Half the Whalebone search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Whalebone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whalebone businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions whalebone"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Whalebone map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whalebone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Whalebone
You won't win Whalebone on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Whalebone. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whalebone process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Whalebone
Bellamy Trading — Whalebone. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 67
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Whalebone: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Whalebone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Whalebone bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Product Descriptions near Whalebone
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whalebone town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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