Whatley, Somerset
Social Media in Whatley
Your competitors in Whatley are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Whatley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whatley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media whatley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Whatley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whatley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Whatley
You won't win Whatley on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whatley process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Whatley
Pemberton Bros — Whatley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Whatley: Services
Everything below has its own Whatley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Whatley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Whatley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whatley town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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