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Whetsted, Kent

Website Design in Whetsted

Half the Whetsted search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What website design looks like round here

Websites built to do a job, not win design awards nobody asked for.

We work with Whetsted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Whetsted businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website design whetsted"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Design — the Whetsted map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whetsted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Design, and a word about Whetsted

You won't win Whetsted on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Whetsted are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Whetsted business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Design in Whetsted

Kowalczyk Bros — Whetsted. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 41

Enquiries / month

6.2s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Whetsted: Services

Everything below has its own Whetsted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Website Design without the Whetsted bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

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Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

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Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Website Design near Whetsted

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whetsted town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.