
Wildernesse, Kent
Brand Identity in Wildernesse
Wildernesse isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Wildernesse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wildernesse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity wildernesse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Wildernesse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wildernesse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Wildernesse
Wildernesse is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Wildernesse, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Wildernesse business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Wildernesse
Braithwaite Group — Wildernesse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Wildernesse: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Wildernesse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Wildernesse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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