Wildernesse, Kent
Performance Optimisation in Wildernesse
Half the Wildernesse search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Wildernesse businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wildernesse businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation wildernesse"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Wildernesse map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wildernesse is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Wildernesse
You won't win Wildernesse on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Wildernesse job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Wildernesse
Merriman & Sons — Wildernesse. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Wildernesse: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Wildernesse page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Wildernesse bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Wildernesse
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wildernesse town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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