
Wooden, Pembrokeshire
Slate Carving in Wooden
Half the Wooden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wooden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wooden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wooden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wooden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wooden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wooden
You won't win Wooden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Wooden process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wooden
Kowalczyk Bros — Wooden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Wooden: Services
Everything below has its own Wooden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wooden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wooden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wooden town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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