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Web design in Blackacre

Blackacre businesses deserve better than a site their nephew built for a takeaway.

If your current site takes longer to load than the kettle, we should talk.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Blackacre

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Blackacre

You won't win Blackacre on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Blackacre business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

What we build for Blackacre businesses

Pick the one you need. Ignore the rest. We won't upsell you a chatbot.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Blackacre landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Blackacre actually is.

Free Blackacre flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Blackacre

Hargreaves & DaughtersBlackacre. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 72

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.5s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Blackacre

Each one has its own Blackacre page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Blackacre

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Blackacre

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Blackacre

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Blackacre

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Blackacre

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Blackacre

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Blackacre

Every service and sector gets its own Blackacre page — written for Dumfries and Galloway, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

We'll be honest if you don't need us. That's a rare bloody thing.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers