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Web design in Dundrum

A proper website for Dundrum, minus the jargon and the six-month wait.

Nobody in Dundrum has ever said 'what a lovely carousel'. We build sites that sell instead.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Dundrum

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Dundrum

Dundrum is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

We're not local to Dundrum, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Dundrum process.

What we build for Dundrum businesses

Same four things, done properly, for whoever's paying.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Dundrum landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Dundrum actually is.

Free Dundrum flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Dundrum

Pemberton BrosDundrum. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 27

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Dundrum

Each one has its own Dundrum page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Dundrum

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Dundrum

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Dundrum

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Dundrum

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Dundrum

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Dundrum

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Dundrum

Every service and sector gets its own Dundrum page — written for Newry Mourne and Down, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

No pushy sales call. Just a price, a plan, and a date it goes live.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers