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Web design in Funtington

Funtington: your competitors' websites are held together with hope. Let's fix yours.

We won't send you a 40-page strategy deck. We'll send you a website that works.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Funtington

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Funtington

You won't win Funtington on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Funtington process.

What we build for Funtington businesses

Pick the one you need. Ignore the rest. We won't upsell you a chatbot.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Funtington landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Funtington actually is.

Free Funtington flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Funtington

Hargreaves & DaughtersFuntington. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 53

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.5s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Funtington

Each one has its own Funtington page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Funtington

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Funtington

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Funtington

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Funtington

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Funtington

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Funtington

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Funtington

Every service and sector gets its own Funtington page — written for West Sussex, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

We'll be honest if you don't need us. That's a rare bloody thing.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers