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Web design in Hatnez

A proper website for Hatnez, minus the jargon and the six-month wait.

Nobody in Hatnez has ever said 'what a lovely carousel'. We build sites that sell instead.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Hatnez

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Hatnez

You won't win Hatnez on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hatnez job and we'll tell you the cost.

What we build for Hatnez businesses

Same four things, done properly, for whoever's paying.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Hatnez landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Hatnez actually is.

Free Hatnez flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Hatnez

Ashworth & Daughters — Hatnez. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 26

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Most-asked-for in Hatnez

Each one has its own Hatnez page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Hatnez

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Hatnez

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Hatnez

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Hatnez

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Hatnez

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Hatnez

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Hatnez

Every service and sector gets its own Hatnez page — written for Guernsey, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

Local web design

Web designer near Hatnez

Searching "web design near me"? If you're in or around Hatnez, you've found a local web designer who answers the phone, quotes a fixed price and gets you live fast.

Web design near me in Hatnez?

We build websites for businesses in Hatnez, Guernsey and every town and village around it. Fixed prices from £399, live in two to three weeks.

Do I need to meet in person?

No. Most jobs are sorted by phone, WhatsApp and email. If you want a face-to-face chat, ask.

Will people find me on Google?

Every site is built for local search: fast pages, proper titles, your Hatnez address and service area, and help getting your Google Business Profile right.

Call 07932 064593

Tell us what your business actually does and we'll tell you what it actually costs.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers