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Web design in Muddles Green

Muddles Green businesses deserve better than a site their nephew built for a takeaway.

If your current site takes longer to load than the kettle, we should talk.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Muddles Green

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Muddles Green

You won't win Muddles Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in East Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Muddles Green job and we'll tell you the cost.

What we build for Muddles Green businesses

No packages named after precious metals. Just the work.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Muddles Green landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Muddles Green actually is.

Free Muddles Green flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Muddles Green

Bellamy TradingMuddles Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 48

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Most-asked-for in Muddles Green

Each one has its own Muddles Green page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Muddles Green

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Muddles Green

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Muddles Green

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Muddles Green

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Muddles Green

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Muddles Green

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Muddles Green

Every service and sector gets its own Muddles Green page — written for East Sussex, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

We'll be honest if you don't need us. That's a rare bloody thing.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers