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Web design in Thakeham

Websites in Thakeham that don't look like a 2009 pub quiz poster.

One fixed price, one honest timeline, zero mysterious 'discovery phases'.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Thakeham

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Thakeham

Thakeham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Thakeham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Thakeham process.

What we build for Thakeham businesses

Pick the one you need. Ignore the rest. We won't upsell you a chatbot.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Thakeham landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Thakeham actually is.

Free Thakeham flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Thakeham

Delaney GroupThakeham. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 36

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.1s

Load time

13 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Most-asked-for in Thakeham

Each one has its own Thakeham page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Thakeham

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Thakeham

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Thakeham

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Thakeham

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Thakeham

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Thakeham

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Thakeham

Every service and sector gets its own Thakeham page — written for West Sussex, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

Fancy a straight answer and a fixed quote? Give us a shout.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers