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Web design in Whelpo

A proper website for Whelpo, minus the jargon and the six-month wait.

Nobody in Whelpo has ever said 'what a lovely carousel'. We build sites that sell instead.

No Bollocks owl mascot

The landmark, and something about Whelpo

Our owl had a nosy round the area so you don't have to.

A word about Whelpo

Whelpo is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Whelpo business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

What we build for Whelpo businesses

Pick the one you need. Ignore the rest. We won't upsell you a chatbot.

Brochure sites

Five or six pages that explain what you do and get people ringing.

Online shops

Take money without paying a developer every time a price changes.

Booking systems

Let people book a slot instead of playing voicemail tennis.

Local SEO

Turn up when someone nearby searches for what you sell.

The Whelpo landmark map

Pulled live from OpenStreetMap. Handy for the photos on your homepage — and proof we know where Whelpo actually is.

Free Whelpo flyer, with QR code

Yours to print, no strings. Scan it and you land back here.

Real-world example

Example: A proper website in Whelpo

Delaney GroupWhelpo. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 74

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.1s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Most-asked-for in Whelpo

Each one has its own Whelpo page, and a national page if you'd rather read the detail first.

Business Websites in Whelpo

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

Business Websites — the full detail

Trades Websites in Whelpo

Built for builders, plumbers, sparkies and anyone who works with their hands.

Trades Websites — the full detail

E-commerce Websites in Whelpo

Online shops that take money while you sleep. Payments, stock, delivery — sorted.

E-commerce Websites — the full detail

Local SEO in Whelpo

Show up in your town when customers search for your trade.

Local SEO — the full detail

Logo Design in Whelpo

Clean marks that work on vans, websites, shirts and tiny favicons.

Logo Design — the full detail

Google Ads in Whelpo

Search and display campaigns that target people ready to buy.

Google Ads — the full detail

Everything we do in Whelpo

Every service and sector gets its own Whelpo page — written for Cumbria, not copy-pasted with the name swapped in. Here's the lot, grouped so you can find yours.

SERVICES

AI & AUTOMATION

BRANDING & DESIGN

BUSINESS GROWTH

CONTENT CREATION

DIGITAL MARKETING

HOSTING & SUPPORT

PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO

PRINT DESIGN

SEO

SIGNS & DISPLAYS

SLATE CARVING

SOCIAL MEDIA

VEHICLE GRAPHICS

WEBSITE DESIGN

WORKWEAR

TRADES & PROPERTY

FOOD, DRINK & HOSPITALITY

RETAIL & E-COMMERCE

HEALTH & WELLBEING

PROFESSIONAL & FINANCIAL

MOTORING & TRANSPORT

EDUCATION, SPORT & LEISURE

CREATIVE, EVENTS & COMMUNITY

HOME & LIFESTYLE

INDUSTRY, FARMING & ENERGY

PETS, ANIMALS & OUTDOORS

TECH, MEDIA & MARKETING

PUBLIC, CARE & COMMUNITY

Can't see it? The content map lists every area and page we've written.

Fancy a straight answer and a fixed quote? Give us a shout.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers