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Alexandria, West Dunbartonshire

Website Audits in Alexandria

Alexandria isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Alexandria businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Alexandria businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits alexandria"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 6,750 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Alexandria map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Alexandria is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Alexandria

Alexandria is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

We're not local to Alexandria, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Alexandria job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Alexandria

Delaney Group — Alexandria. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 27

Enquiries / month

7.8s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Alexandria: SEO

Everything below has its own Alexandria page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Alexandria bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Alexandria

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Alexandria town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.