Alweston, Dorset
Slate Carving in Alweston
Alweston isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Alweston businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Alweston businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving alweston"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Alweston map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Alweston is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Alweston
Alweston is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Alweston, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Alweston business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Alweston
Okafor Ltd — Alweston. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Alweston: Services
Everything below has its own Alweston page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Alweston bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Alweston
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Alweston town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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