Ayres of Selivoe, Shetland Islands
Slate Carving in Ayres of Selivoe
Your competitors in Ayres of Selivoe are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Ayres of Selivoe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ayres of Selivoe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving ayres of selivoe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Ayres of Selivoe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ayres of Selivoe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Ayres of Selivoe
You won't win Ayres of Selivoe on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Ayres of Selivoe job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Ayres of Selivoe
Hargreaves & Daughters — Ayres of Selivoe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Ayres of Selivoe: Services
Everything below has its own Ayres of Selivoe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Ayres of Selivoe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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