
Badger Street, Somerset
Slate Carving in Badger Street
Badger Street isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Badger Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Badger Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving badger street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Badger Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Badger Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Badger Street
Badger Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Badger Street, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Badger Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Badger Street
Kaur & Co — Badger Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Badger Street: Services
Everything below has its own Badger Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Badger Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Badger Street
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Badger Street town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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