
Badgeworth, Gloucestershire
Slate Carving in Badgeworth
Badgeworth isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Badgeworth businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Badgeworth businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving badgeworth"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Badgeworth map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Badgeworth is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Badgeworth
Badgeworth is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Gloucestershire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Badgeworth, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Badgeworth process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Badgeworth
Okafor Ltd — Badgeworth. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.3s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Badgeworth: Services
Everything below has its own Badgeworth page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Badgeworth bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Badgeworth
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Badgeworth town centre.
- Slate Carving in Up Hatherley1 km
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- Slate Carving in Churchdown2 km
- Slate Carving in Bentham3 km
- Slate Carving in Golden Valley3 km
- Slate Carving in Bournside3 km
- Slate Carving in Brockworth3 km
- Slate Carving in Fiddler's Green3 km
- Slate Carving in Staverton Bridge3 km
- Slate Carving in Little Witcombe4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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