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Monthly Social Content in Barnacle

Nobody in Barnacle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200/mo

What monthly social content looks like round here

A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.

We work with Barnacle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Barnacle businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly social content barnacle"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Social Content — the Barnacle map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barnacle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Social Content, and a word about Barnacle

Barnacle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Barnacle. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Barnacle job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Social Content in Barnacle

Nowak Services — Barnacle. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 45

Enquiries / month

9.8s → 1.2s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Barnacle: Social Media

Everything below has its own Barnacle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Monthly Social Content without the Barnacle bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Monthly Social Content near Barnacle

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barnacle town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.