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Everything in Barney

Barney, Norfolk

Maintenance in Barney

Your competitors in Barney are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Barney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Barney businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance barney"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Barney map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Barney

You won't win Barney on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Norfolk isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Barney process.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Barney

Bellamy Trading — Barney. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 39

Enquiries / month

6.2s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Barney: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Barney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Barney bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Barney

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barney town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.