07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in Barney

Barney, Norfolk

Performance Optimisation in Barney

Your competitors in Barney are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Barney businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Performance Optimisation

Why Barney businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation barney"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Barney map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barney is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Barney

You won't win Barney on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Barney. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Barney process.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Barney

Merriman & Sons — Barney. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 66

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Barney: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Barney page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Barney bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
More hosting & support

Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Barney

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barney town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.