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Everything in Barnyards

Barnyards, Fife

SMS Automation in Barnyards

Nobody in Barnyards rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £350

What sms automation looks like round here

Text reminders, confirmations and promotions delivered automatically.

We work with Barnyards businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Barnyards businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "sms automation barnyards"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

SMS Automation — the Barnyards map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Barnyards is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

SMS Automation, and a word about Barnyards

Barnyards is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Barnyards are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Barnyards job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: SMS Automation in Barnyards

Nowak Services — Barnyards. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 42

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Barnyards: AI & Automation

Everything below has its own Barnyards page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI Appointment BookingAI ChatbotsAI Content CreationAI Customer SupportAI Quote SystemsBusiness Process AutomationCRM IntegrationEmail AutomationWorkflow AutomationBusiness Websites

SMS Automation without the Barnyards bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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AI Appointment Booking

Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.

from £399More ai & automation

AI Chatbots

Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.

from £249More ai & automation

AI Content Creation

Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.

from £100/page

SMS Automation near Barnyards

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Barnyards town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.