Basted, Kent
AI Chatbots in Basted
Half the Basted search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £249
What ai chatbots looks like round here
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
We work with Basted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Basted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "ai chatbots basted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
AI Chatbots — the Basted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Basted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
AI Chatbots, and a word about Basted
You won't win Basted on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Basted are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Basted business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: AI Chatbots in Basted
Prendergast Trading — Basted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Basted: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own Basted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
AI Chatbots without the Basted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
AI Appointment Booking
Customers book slots by chatting, day or night.
from £399More ai & automationAI Content Creation
Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.
from £100/pageMore ai & automationAI Customer Support
Handle routine support queries without hiring a call centre.
from £350/moAI Chatbots near Basted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Basted town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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