Basted, Kent
Pub Signs in Basted
Nobody in Basted rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Basted businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Basted businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs basted"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Basted map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Basted is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Basted
Basted is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Basted process.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Basted
Rowntree Ltd — Basted. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Basted: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Basted page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Basted bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Basted
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Basted town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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