Batch, Somerset
Social Media in Batch
Your competitors in Batch are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Batch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Batch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media batch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Batch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Batch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Batch
You won't win Batch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Batch process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Batch
Okafor Ltd — Batch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Batch: Services
Everything below has its own Batch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Batch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Batch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Batch town centre.
- Social Media in Lympsham1 km
- Social Media in Purn1 km
- Social Media in Eastertown2 km
- Social Media in Bleadon2 km
- Social Media in Shiplate3 km
- Social Media in Oldmixon3 km
- Social Media in Brean3 km
- Social Media in Uphill3 km
- Social Media in Edingworth4 km
- Social Media in East Brent4 km
- Social Media in Loxton4 km
- Social Media in Berrow5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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