
Bath, Bath and North East Somerset
Slate Carving in Bath
Bath isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Bath businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Bath businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving bath"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 88,859 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Bath map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Bath is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Bath
Bath is that useful size: big enough for proper trade, small enough that a good reputation travels. Your website is the bit that decides whether it travels to strangers too.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Bath. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Bath, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Bath process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Bath
Kowalczyk Bros — Bath. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Bath: Services
Everything below has its own Bath page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Bath bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Bath
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Bath town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Sion Hill1 km
- Slate Carving in Grosvenor2 km
- Slate Carving in Weston Park2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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