
Battersea, Greater London
Website Audits in Battersea
Battersea isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Battersea businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Battersea businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits battersea"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 75,651 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Battersea map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Battersea is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Battersea
Battersea runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
Half the businesses round Battersea are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Battersea, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Battersea business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Battersea
Rowntree Ltd — Battersea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Battersea: SEO
Everything below has its own Battersea page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Battersea bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Battersea
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Battersea town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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